piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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