Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Randomize
