hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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