Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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