Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My balls are so social today.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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