did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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