sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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