the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months