Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Terrible idea I love it
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.