hotel room ftw
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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