I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.