you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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Party on wayne
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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