I'm drive I can fine osifer
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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