Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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