she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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