he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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