I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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