Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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