are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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