No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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