do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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