3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
