I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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