whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
