Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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