I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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