You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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