so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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