Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Will you blow on my dice?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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