what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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