After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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