so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
foreskin is a definite game changer
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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