just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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birth control should be required to get into college
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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