The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.