just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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