Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The uberlube is also flammable
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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