Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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