he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Duck Duck Cougar?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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