So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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