I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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