how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize