guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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