i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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