woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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