Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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