why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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