He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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