why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Sorry about my life...
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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