giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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