Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
im on a boat
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