my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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