IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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