if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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