it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
