Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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