Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
