so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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