Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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